Profilo di MichaelBentley's spaceFotoBlogElenchi Strumenti Guida

Blog


10 maggio

Good times at assembly

Today started off as any other normal day you know breakfast and the likes, i had porridge for those interested (probably none of you though). I then drove to school as i usually do (at the moment your probably thinkin why the fuck is this cunt talkin about a normal morning before school, well if your patient you'll find out won't you). I eventually get school and notice that Campbell, my next door neighbour, has driven to school (it was about fucken time to), as i was walking to my locker i overheard some girls having a bitch fight (didn't know them but it was funny listening to them none the less).
Seeing as today was Wednesday, instead of a regular home room we had assembly, oh joy of joys (if u couldn't tell i was being sarcastic), anyway i took my seat and 5 minutes later Mclean comes in (a real cunt of a kid) and slaps on both of my legs, it hurt alot seeing that it was cold at the time). Assembly then started with the normal bitching and whining of the teachers (i wasn't listening so i don't kno wat it was about), all of a sudden Dougs, the principle, comes up to the front of the stage and starts telling us that we have no pride in the school because we don't wear our uniform properly (which in actual fact the majority of us do), so then some the SLC come on the stage and tell us how they hav zero tollerance for incorrect uniform and so on, and so on. Then some wigger music is turned on and they say that the following things shouldn't be worn to school blah blah blah. When the the senior boys uniform was shown, one of my mates comes on stage with his winter uniform on with a beanie and get this a pink mini-skirt on over his pants, after displaying this extremely hilarious uniform variant he prances off the stage to make it that much more enjoyable for all.
 
That pretty much sums up my "Good times at assembly" blog entry. So fuck off.
 
P.S. There is a reference to that mate of mine in my profile if you would kindly go there, his nick name is Jew Boy for those who don't know. 

Commenti (4)

Attendere...
Il commento immesso è troppo lungo. Immetti un commento più breve.
Immissione non effettuata. Riprova.
Impossibile aggiungere il commento al momento. Riprova più tardi.
Per aggiungere un commento è necessaria l'autorizzazione di un genitore. Chiedi autorizzazione
I tuoi genitori hanno disattivato i commenti.
Impossibile eliminare il commento al momento. Riprova più tardi.
Hai raggiunto il numero massimo di commenti pubblicabili giornalmente. Riprova tra 24 ore.
Impossibile lasciare commenti. La funzionalità è stata disattivata perché i sistemi hanno rilevato una possibile attività di spamming dal tuo account. Se ritieni che il tuo account è stato disattivato per errore, contatta il supporto tecnico di Windows Live.
Esegui il seguente controllo di protezione per completare la pubblicazione del commento.
I caratteri digitati nel controllo di protezione devono corrispondere ai caratteri dell'immagine o della riproduzione audio.

Per aggiungere un commento, accedi con il tuo Windows Live ID (se utilizzi Hotmail, Messenger o Xbox LIVE possiedi già un Windows Live ID). Accedi


Non hai ancora un Windows Live ID? Registrati

Admoha scritto:
You love assembly because you love seeing me on stage, doushemonkey.
14 Mag.
JonoCopperha scritto:

I love it when a Christian teacher or principle refers to pride, or lack of, when talking about our uniform, considering it is the first of the seven sins and they are effectively condemning us all to hell. Luckily I don't believe in god and I think any one who does needs a hatchet wound to the face. Fucking think for yourself instead of being a naive, ignorant little bitch.

Hopefully common sense will prevail and you will realise that getting raped through the pants by a priest is not a ticket to heaven, unless you’re into that kinky shit.

 

…And Bentley, can I suggest a more subtle farewell, a friendly 'Goodbye' or maybe dumb it down to 'Piss Off'. After reading your shit, you don't want to fuck them over anymore.
11 Mag.
Immagine di Anonimo
Sam ha scritto:
bentley u should make ur blogs more interesting,  bentley no more DS before bed
11 Mag.
Daniel Allenha scritto:
Bentley, that was a shitty, shitty assembly. I wish the fucking teachers wern't so gay with other...FUCK!
11 Mag.

Riferimenti

L'URL di riferimento per questo intervento è:
http://bentleytmbk.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!54026528CFFA5C1E!184.trak
Blog che fanno riferimento a questo intervento
  • Nessuno