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28 agosto Mclean = Biggest Douche Bag In McCarthyFuck you Mclean!!! You suck cock and smash yourself over other men. Seeing that u ripped my bag, i'm gonna rip ur fucken head off!!!!!!
For those of you don't know why i just suddenly had a violent outburst, it is because a fag in year 12 at McCarthy named Michael Mclean ripped my bag at school today (FUCK YOU MCLEAN!!!!!!). At the moment Mclean is losing friends rapidly due to his fucking smart arse attitude and arrogance. There are three people that i know of that want to kill him in the most brutal of brutal ways (i'm sure there are plenty of others they just haven't shown signs of contempt towards him yet), they are:
Bryant Russell - i don't actually know what happened between them but bryant is really pissed off with him and wants to hurt him severly.
Timothy Hatfield - Mclean hooked up with a girl that tim invited to a party and now tim wants to beat the shit out of him (of course it wasn't just mclean's fault, the girl did have a part in that scene) but nevertheless i will back tim if it becomes violent between them.
Myself - If u have not already gathered this from my violent outburst (and my explanation of my violent outburst) mclean ripped my bag. I know, I know it doesn't seem like much, but i do get angry pretty damn easily (that and i just wanted an excuse to get Mcleans head and repeatedly slam my car door on it.
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Jew Boy - He just thinks Mclean is that word beginning with 'C'
Mclean if u read this, you will know that you have gained one more enemy today. (until of course you pay for my bag with money or your own BLOOD!!!)
End Communication. 25 maggio The epitome of a bad weekWell this week has been a bitch.
It all started on sunday when I played tennis in Quirindi (oh yeah my team and I won the match booyah) and this guy in my team who is like 70 had a winge about how my mother and i had the team set up, u see he thinks he's better than everyone else (bullshit), even though we won, he still said to one of the other guys "if she's (referring to our team captain who had wrecked her back) out next time we play i'm setting the team up myself because i wasn't impressed." I myself was at the brink of putting my raquet through his bald head. Well i guess that was pretty pointless part of this blog but meh if u don't like it go fuck yourself.
Monday and tuesday have been the only days this week that nothing bad has happened. As for Wednesday, all was well at the start of the day until a few of my friends decided to put false things on the internet about me most of it didn't really bother me but there was one specific thing that they put on there (which i am not going to disclose) that really pissed me off cos it is all lies and slander. Anyway the matter was resolved, so now there is nothing on the net about me so it would be a waste of time trying to find it. Wednesday got worse because i had to work (and don't say why don't u quit because i need the money).
Now Thursday topped it off for me, as i was about to leave for a hopefully good day at school it turned into a very bad day within a matter seconds, i was putting my bag into "the red rocket" (that's the name of my car) i noticed scratch marks on the rear door and realised that some fuck stick had keyed my car, i was fucking pissed off as i imagine anyone would be if their car had been keyed. I mean wat cunt goes out and scratches off paint with their keys; FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If i ever catch the piece of shit who did this, they will beg for death before i am finished with them. As the day progessed it slowly went back to normal, until lunch time, well it started off pretty good with a pie and large milk, after i had those however a couple of my "friends" decided they would hide my school bag while i was being surpressed by one Michael Mclean, as i struggled to break free of Mclean's grasp we started to head for a metal railing, at that point Mclean was leaning a little too much on me and my legs suddenly gave way and i fell, my head hit both the metal bars of the railing as well as the ground and i had a bit of trouble getting back up and ever since lunchtime i have been concussed, thanks alot Mclean ya cock head.
End Communication. 10 maggio Good times at assemblyToday started off as any other normal day you know breakfast and the likes, i had porridge for those interested (probably none of you though). I then drove to school as i usually do (at the moment your probably thinkin why the fuck is this cunt talkin about a normal morning before school, well if your patient you'll find out won't you). I eventually get school and notice that Campbell, my next door neighbour, has driven to school (it was about fucken time to), as i was walking to my locker i overheard some girls having a bitch fight (didn't know them but it was funny listening to them none the less).
Seeing as today was Wednesday, instead of a regular home room we had assembly, oh joy of joys (if u couldn't tell i was being sarcastic), anyway i took my seat and 5 minutes later Mclean comes in (a real cunt of a kid) and slaps on both of my legs, it hurt alot seeing that it was cold at the time). Assembly then started with the normal bitching and whining of the teachers (i wasn't listening so i don't kno wat it was about), all of a sudden Dougs, the principle, comes up to the front of the stage and starts telling us that we have no pride in the school because we don't wear our uniform properly (which in actual fact the majority of us do), so then some the SLC come on the stage and tell us how they hav zero tollerance for incorrect uniform and so on, and so on. Then some wigger music is turned on and they say that the following things shouldn't be worn to school blah blah blah. When the the senior boys uniform was shown, one of my mates comes on stage with his winter uniform on with a beanie and get this a pink mini-skirt on over his pants, after displaying this extremely hilarious uniform variant he prances off the stage to make it that much more enjoyable for all. That pretty much sums up my "Good times at assembly" blog entry. So fuck off.
P.S. There is a reference to that mate of mine in my profile if you would kindly go there, his nick name is Jew Boy for those who don't know. 10 aprile 1 week to goYou may have noticed that in my last couple of entries i have been counting down the days until my 18th birthday. Well this is another one (yeah i know doesn't this kid have a life), anyway it is now one week until my 18th birthday and i honestly cannot wait. But first i hav to get through 3 more exams, which kinda sucks but meh, then we hav to do the whole easter thing, then finally on easter monday aka the 17th of April I become a man or so they tell me, but i don't believe them. That will be a fun filled day with me shotting with friends and possibly getting blind in front of my parents (probably not the best idea but what the hell, i'll do it anyway).
p.s. if you turn up at my house uninvited i will take a metal baseball bat to your head.
thanx for reading. 25 marzo Stuff that happened yesterdayThere are many ways of describing yesterday.
One of those would be fucken hilarious. The first funny thing that happened was at lunch time wen Mclean did something to me (i can't remember wat though) that pissed me off so i smacked a milk carton off the table and into him putting a big patch of chocolate milk on his shirt. However i got several arse punches from him afterwards, but meh it was all in the name of laughter. The second funny thing that happened was in last period (that's business studies for me aka shit) wen myself, copper, tim and vinnie found some kid's pencil case and thought it would be funny to draw all over it (mainly penises) we eventually gave it to tim and he drew the god of all wangs on it (well that's wat copper called it anyway), we had a good laugh that lesson particularly wen the kid came and got his drawn on pencil case. Thirdly, this funny thing happened to me personally it was just after school finished, wen i was in the student car park. I decided i would do somethin very stupid and make an idiot of myself at the same time (that's right i spun the wheels of my car on gravel) it was a rather large spinning of the wheels, but wat i didn't see was Gerard Ritchie comming the opposite way. He saw me doing this and got angry and started sayin some shit about not lookin where i was goin or somethin. Admittedly it was a very very stupid thing to do and i won't be doin again for a long time (well not in the student carpark anyway). The final funny thing that happened yesterday "topped the cake" for me, it happened at the show (yeah i kno, i told u all that i wouldn't go cos it was a waste of money but meh it was worth it so FUCK YOU!) anyway this funny thing happened wen tim, sam and myself decided we would put our FPS skills to the test on one of those BB gun games (u kno, the ones where the carni's bend the barrel's of the guns so they don't shoot straight) after me and sam finished shooting and tim had shot all of his but one, tim decided he would be a non-conformist and instead of shooting the ducks he decided he would shoot the toys, which he did and in doing so left a hole in a stuffed toy elephant's arse and a very pissed off carni man. All in all a very funny day.
I hope u got some laughs out of reading this rather large entry. BYE BYE. 17 marzo 1 month,HazzaaYay my 18th is only a month away. Hmmmm wat to do for it....Oh wait that's right i might organise a "gathering" after the holidays. So i leave a comment on this blog u will probably be invited and if u don't....well i might invite u anyway. depends who u r and wat u look like (joking, don't take that last thing to heart). I suppose i should start making a list of the ppl i would like to come to this "gathering" but i am too damn lazy. So anyways i'm off and if u read this then plz leave a comment or i will smite u good. 08 marzo I want this songIf any of the people who read this have heard of a band/group called Poets Of The Fall and have heard the song by them known as "Lift" please either tell me or better yet if you have the song can u send it to me.
These are the lyrics to this song:
"Lift" - Poets Of The Fall
Times when I just can't
Bring myself to say it loud 'Fraid that what I'll say comes out somehow awry That is when it seems We move in circles day to day Twist the drama of the play to get us by And it feels like fear Like I'll disappear Gets so hard to steer Yet I go on Do we need debate When it seems too late Like I bleed but wait Like nothing's wrong You lift my spirit, take me higher, make me fly, Touch the moon up in the sky, when you are mine You lift me higher, take my spirit, make it fly, Where all new wonders will appear Like the other day I thought you won't be coming back I came to realize my lackluster dreams And among the schemes And all the tricks we try to play Only dreams will hold their sway and defy When it feels like fear... Like I'll disappear Gets so hard to steer Yet I go on Do we need debate When it seems too late Like I bleed but wait Like nothing's wrong You lift my spirit, take me higher, make me fly, Touch the moon up in the sky, when you are mine You lift me higher, take my spirit, make it fly, Where all new wonders will appear, oooohhhh You lift my spirit, take me higher, make me fly, Touch the moon up in the sky, when you are mine You lift me higher, take my spirit, make it fly, Where all new wonders will appear Take me high Make me fly If you havn't realised that i desperately want this song then either go to ur local GP to check if ur retarded or read this giant message below:
I WANT THIS SONG!!! 24 febbraio swimming carnivalSo today was the swimming carnival for McCarthy and stupid me decided i would go to it because i would bored at home (which probably would have happened). Anyway it all started with my mother ringing my mobile at like 6:45 this morning (i was still asleep) i didn't answer it because i couldn't have been bothered. So i wake up at about 7:30 and walk around the house aimlessly for about 15 minutes, then i decide i'd better get dressed. I left my house at about 8:50 and drove down to the pool. I eventually get to the pool and notice alot of people had bought water pistols and water bombs (that turned out to be a very bad thing, i'll explain in a minute). Anyways i got my name marked off and found my friends (Tim, Sam etc. U get the picture). So my friends and i walked around the pool for about 20 minutes trying to find a spot to sit where we weren't going to get sprayed by water constantly, we finally found a half decent spot up on the hill. We talked and listened to music on tim and johns laptop and stuff like for a while (tim even found an open internet connection on his laptop). while listening to the music on one of the laptops some piece of shit cockface started spraying a water pistol at us, water went on john's laptop and we shouted at him (swearing and such), i don't think he heard us though. As it got towards the end of the day i was talking to Mclean about his party 2moro night when suddenly....BAM! Sam comes up and puts a big blob of hair gel all through my hair. However, it didn't stop there, mclean grabs me out of nowhere so i can't move. Then all these people come at me with hair gel trying to put it in my hair (they included; Sam, Hunta, Denton and little bitch jonno dean). So now i hav hair gel all through my hair and on my shorts courtesy of Denton flinging the gel out of the tub. So i go for a walk up to the toilet to wash it out of my hair. But it wasn't completely out so i walk back to our spot and grab my swimmers, whilst walking back this little prick of a kid i don't kno squirts me with a water pistol (little prick). I eventually get changed and hav a shower to get the gel out of my hair. Then i walk back to the spot and little bitch jonno yells out hey look Bentley has no shirt on (fucken gay boy).
So that was my swimming carnival story, shit this was a long entry.
As Jew Boy would so randomly put it...BOYS!
Later.
21 febbraio 55 days to goOnly 55 days until my 18th birthday (that's a good thing) for all you people who do not know when my birthday is, its on the 17th of April (which is also easter monday). Oh yeah pub crawl that night (or maybe some friends over for a few drinks i don't know yet). So anyone who wants to wish me a happy birthday please do so or i will smite you (most likely not though).
One last comment
MEN! 04 febbraio Thought Of The DayThought of the day.
Never hold in your farts. They travel up ur spine and into your brain.
And that's where shitty ideas come from. |
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