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24 febbraio

swimming carnival

So today was the swimming carnival for McCarthy and stupid me decided i would go to it because i would bored at home (which probably would have happened). Anyway it all started with my mother ringing my mobile at like 6:45 this morning (i was still asleep) i didn't answer it because i couldn't have been bothered. So i wake up at about 7:30 and walk around the house aimlessly for about 15 minutes, then i decide i'd better get dressed. I left my house at about 8:50 and drove down to the pool. I eventually get to the pool and notice alot of people had bought water pistols and water bombs (that turned out to be a very bad thing, i'll explain in a minute). Anyways i got my name marked off and found my friends (Tim, Sam etc. U get the picture). So my friends and i walked around the pool for about 20 minutes trying to find a spot to sit where we weren't going to get sprayed by water constantly, we finally found a half decent spot up on the hill. We talked and listened to music on tim and johns laptop and stuff like for a while (tim even found an open internet connection on his laptop). while listening to the music on one of the laptops some piece of shit cockface started spraying a water pistol at us, water went on john's laptop and we shouted at him (swearing and such), i don't think he heard us though. As it got towards the end of the day i was talking to Mclean about his party 2moro night when suddenly....BAM! Sam comes up and puts a big blob of hair gel all through my hair. However, it didn't stop there, mclean grabs me out of nowhere so i can't move. Then all these people come at me with hair gel trying to put it in my hair (they included; Sam, Hunta, Denton and little bitch jonno dean). So now i hav hair gel all through my hair and on my shorts courtesy of Denton flinging the gel out of the tub. So i go for a walk up to the toilet to wash it out of my hair. But it wasn't completely out so i walk back to our spot and grab my swimmers, whilst walking back this little prick of a kid i don't kno squirts me with a water pistol (little prick). I eventually get changed  and hav a shower to get the gel out of my hair. Then i walk back to the spot and little bitch jonno yells out hey look Bentley has no shirt on (fucken gay boy).
So that was my swimming carnival story, shit this was a long entry.
As Jew Boy would so randomly put it...BOYS!
Later.
   
21 febbraio

55 days to go

Only 55 days until my 18th birthday (that's a good thing) for all you people who do not know when my birthday is, its on the 17th of April (which is also easter monday). Oh yeah pub crawl that night (or maybe some friends over for a few drinks i don't know yet). So anyone who wants to wish me a happy birthday please do so or i will smite you (most likely not though).
 
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04 febbraio

Thought Of The Day

Thought of the day.
Never hold in your farts. They travel up ur spine and into your brain.
And that's where shitty ideas come from.